tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That’s 200%

I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

(via marieexxo)

trillow:

i knew a guy that watched porn once and he DIED eighty years later

(via just-satan-things)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via marieexxo)